CABAL TURNS 1

can you believe it? cabal is officially a toddler. we’re turning 1 year old, and while most 1-year-olds celebrate with cake and a nap, we prefer shots, DJs, and a dance floor where dignity takes a smoke break.

so this saturday, we’re throwing a massive birthday bash, and if you’ve ever had a drink, a laugh, or a blackout moment at cabal, you better be there. because if we made it through a whole year without getting shut down, that alone deserves a party.

what’s happening?

🎶 banging music all night – puyan, doubleeight, bimmer, and gel-lyte iii will be on deck making sure the only thing you regret in the morning is that last tequila shot. (and also not bringing earplugs, because their music is not the best. hahahaha jk, they play BANGERS ONLY.)

🥃 shots on us – because what’s a birthday without convincing your friends “one more won’t hurt”?

🍹 a special happy hour – a drink menu that supports both your love for cocktails and your financially questionable life choices.

🕺 the best vibes in lisbon – no pretentious nonsense, just great people, strong drinks, and at least one person dancing like they just discovered music for the first time.

🎂 actual birthday energy – we’re going early ‘til late, because real legends pregame at 7 and are still on the dance floor at 3.

why should you come?

✅ because you’ve survived a whole year of cabal-induced bad decisions, and that’s worth celebrating
✅ because you probably owe us a drink anyway
✅ because fomo is real, and we’re not accepting “i’ll come next time” as an excuse
✅ because there is no next time. cabal only turns 1 once. duh.

so here’s the plan:

clear your saturday, cancel your other plans (they weren’t as cool anyway), and come celebrate with us. and bring money. yeah, that’s right, you better ask your boss for a pay advance.

start stretching, mentally prepare yourself, and book your spot now before it’s too late.

see you there. no excuses.

💥 the cabal team 💥