cabal x thursday speed dating

just real people, real drinks, and real chances of meeting someone who won’t ghost you the next day.

welcome to the anti-dating app movement. we’re bringing human interaction back from the dead, one cocktail at a time. your new favorite bar, cabal: coffee & cocktail bar, is hosting the second thursday event in lisbon, and let’s just say, it’s going to be massive.

we’re talking good drinks, great music, and an entire room of singles. basically, it’s like tinder, but with eye contact, actual conversation, and way fewer awkward profile bios.

what’s the deal?

🌟 80 singles. one venue. under 35s. yes, real-life eligible humans in one place. finally.
✨ €10 ticket pre 8pm, €15 post 8pm. show up early = guaranteed entry. show up late = play entry roulette. choose wisely.
⏰ doors open at 7pm. be there. or be home, swiping through people you’ll never meet.
🎫 when we sell out, more tickets drop at 8pm. but getting in after that? entirely at the venue’s discretion. it’s dating, but with bouncers.
🪪 bring physical ID. we don’t care if you “totally look 25” or have a screenshot of your passport. no ID, no entry.
🥂 40% of people come solo. so if your friends are all tragically in love, don’t let that stop you. solo = independent, mysterious, and effortlessly cool.

so, are you in? or are you staying home trying to craft the perfect hinge prompt?

see you there. and yes, we promise the men are actually showing up this time.